“Professor Freud will see you now, Miss Smith.” —An Unreliable Witness on Mindfuck

“…you just want a good spanking!” —Joe on Sometime Saturday (Dumb Little Girl)

“You are in So. Much. Trouble.” —God(oh) on Dona Eis Requiem

“I’m glad I’m not at all like that.” —An Unreliable Witness on All Apologies

“Pure filth.” —Twit on Shit Happens

“Someone’s modest here!” —Narziss on Commonplace

“That is one heck of a lot of fucks!” —Philip on 42

“I think she wants some…” —Isabelle on 42

“Okay. You’ve had your hissy fit, dear.” —An Unreliable Witness on 42

“I’m afraid I didn’t like this one quite so much.” —Drodbar on Disjointed Heady Bullshit #1

“…what the hell could they be talking about!” —Pixiepie on What was that?

“Yeah, and we all talk about you behind your back, you know.” —A N Eagle on What was that?

“Yikes. That might get turned into a musical.” —Spanish Goth on More wonderful than weird, really.

“This is bad, Ani.” —Z on A Challenge for The Overnight Editor

“I need a drink after reading this.” —Venus on Rendezvous in Stockholm

“Pah, I say. Pah.” —Tube Anorak on The London Paper