Posts about Maladies

I give her what comes to me

1st October 2009

She sometimes likes things I don’t like. She smacks lips and mouths the word FUCK with a savory disposition. I smile. I have no quarrel with her tonight, but what’s this? A gobfull of fingers, plastic and metal, writhing between my teeth and tongue beg me taste.

you can jackhammer my windowsill

23rd September 2009

I need to be restrained. Court is in order. Someone order me to stop smoking. Not you, mom, you had your chance.

Does no good to be too precious about all this, it does no good. Care is taken where care lies and where we lie, assuming that by now you know us well enough to know so.

sadly looking at your pictures
why you have no change for quarters
why we told you she’s not pretty
how the west was never won

It’s so important to be not boring. A constant rearrangement of things is what is required. Also, a somewhat steady acquisition of newer things is imperative. One must endeavor in any and all cases to cease to be faithful to the letter and conversely be fast and loose with a jackhammer on the windowsill. Only boundlessness will be rewarded.

Sugar Water

21st July 2009

I got up to pee. In the dark, I slipped on slippers and shuffled in the direction of the bathroom. It felt darker than usual for bedtime. I stepped out of my bedroom into what I thought was my hallway but was a dark void. I died. Then I remembered I still had to pee. I died with a full bladder. Did you know that when you die you retain your last bodily state? A sort of psychic photograph. I died while needing to pee and slightly sleepy. Nobody was waiting for me in the bathroom. I kept reaching up to rub my eyes but I had no hands. I wished to pee and go back to bed but I could no longer find the hallway. Or the toilet. Or the bed. Or the door. Or the lightswitch. Or the other door. Or the floor. Or the wall. Or my flat. Or my face.

Remnants

16th July 2009

A pretty brunette with eyes like late afternoon golden suns on a planet that has two suns set in a peachy expanse of heaven.

I came back to tell you how much I loved it but you were gone.

I spit disease.

I’m tired of propping you up like we’re in a shitty eighties movie.

I’m tired of thin-lipped brunettes waxing pretty and making me agitated.

They don’t know what they’re talking about.

I would spank myself, but I don’t like the feeling of my skin against my palm.

But I like the feeling of my palm against my skin.

And I like the feeling of almost too drunk.

But I don’t like the feeling that comes next.

Just kind of waiting, waiting. And sleep is the cut off of waiting for brief hours until you wake to wait again.

That air of feigned indifference

25th June 2009

Excuse me? I beg your pardon, but what of the beauty? They say they saw it here at some stage past. Previously they’ve seen it wandering these very halls, but we’ve seen nothing of the sort. Nary a flicker idles by nor does a flash of sincerity do create that which is beauty. Nor does itself, beauty. Or even a beaut. Or a beau, I dare say we’ve not seen one of those in ages. We sit poised, our hair is well coiffed, our noses upturned yet only slightly as in an air but not overly so; our clothes are neat and clean and pressed, our nails trim. And yet here we sit and here we shall remain and none but pain does pay us mind.

When things are most quiet

15th June 2009

How do you teach a soldier to stand down? A fighter when the coast is clear to let down his guard and conserve energies at an opportune moment, like when there are no more bumblebees in the bathroom. But what if one should appear? Should you get caught in the bathroom with your pants and your guard down both, should you worry.

Inimitable concern. Unmitigated concern. And a facility for pronouncing neither.

And a propensity for overblown savagery.

Here in this eight-by-eight room of halves and three-quarters sits a stoned and weathered you. A glossy mirrored you. A you of little faith. A misunderstanding. No one leans against a lamppost to watch. Your thread of word being too hard to follow. I mean swallow. I mean I was almost in there without the first person. I mean I was almost in there without the cruelly amateur attempt at post-modernism. Oh, look. She said post-modernism. Burn that bitch at the steak. Do I have to sic it or will you not believe that whatever I can will do say what what.

nanny nanny boo boo

1st May 2009

Muscular pain, misplaced files, sticky notes that don’t stick, low-flying planes, earworms slithering unbidden. Shady characters averting their eyes. Shit for breakfast. Pole fuckers. I mean of course, fuckers that are Poles. Italo-Greek fuckers. Dark fuckers emitting dark English sounds, beckoning Asian chicks to bed. Aussie fuckers loudly laughing. Leg splaying, body laying, money grubbing, whore displaying. Trite banal regurgitating. Shady dealing, eye averting, ungood karma having, art subverting. Blood boiling, stomach distending, life hating, population over-populating. Sweet smiles island swaying, it ain’t all bad. She says it ain’t all bad. It ain’t all bad, I go, no. It ain’t all bad.

Sometimes I don’t know how much to exist

14th April 2009

Squashed between a white chick, an asian lady and a black guy, I don’t know where to look. Could be one sweet, one hot, one kinky, and me. Could be what you saw on TV.

I close my eyes tonight and pretend I am a tiny floating speck. I don’t think about writing this. I think speck-like thoughts such as who’s for dinner and will we ever be love. Then I feel weightless, truly weightless. Turns out we crashed into an elephant. Luckily, I am a speck and as a speck I’m not hurt, just jostled. A little shook.

Sometimes I don’t know what much to make of my presence felt. I would badger with the phone but as a speck it’s really hard for me to dial your number. I feel so inadequate mainly owing to my size, but also to my lack of gravity.

I don’t want to be a speck anymore. I want to be a needle to inject you with my feeling. You’d come crying, wake up crying and tell me of your hurt. You’d come screaming, claw your face and wake up drenched again. And with the same old speck floating in your goddamn semen.

I love you. So much you could die.

I live in someone else’s house now.

16th March 2009

I live in someone else’s house now. Every morning I do her dishes and empty her bins. I listen to her stereo at a very low volume so as not to disturb her. I look over her shoulder and it’s more tan than I recall thinking of its shade. Her shoulder’s fuzzy and down her arm the same. I look back further and catch strands of her hair in my periphery. It’s shiny black and messy and it makes me feel like sex. I wonder whether I should scrub her toilet. I like to be a welcome houseguest, one you wouldn’t mind inviting over again and making love to at least in your mind. I like to make love to houseguests and houseplants because everyone needs to be comforted once in a while. If I was her mother I would not chastise her for the dusty books on the floor in every part of the house - even if they make me sneeze. I’d ruffle her hair and give her loving looks. But I am not her mother no more than I am a mother. Mothers give this life so what’s so special about that? Ask someone who doesn’t exist. There are ladybugs crawling all over the coffee table as some sort of artistic statement / fortuitous omen. I briefly think about splattering them with one of the dusty hardcovers but I don’t because it’s not my house and I like to be a welcome houseguest that doesn’t murder the other inhabitants often if at all. I read The Art of Happiness. I know what happens when we die, you don’t have to tell me twice. As I said, I’m not her mother but if were, I would mother her clear off this mortal coil. Because mothers are caring and good like that and I like to be a good housemother to all my loving plants. Because without her I am homeless and sleeping on glass doors never really suited me.

It’s like you know

5th March 2009

Do you know what it’s like? It’s like playing Eskimo Bears with a person who doesn’t like hatchets. You know? Infuriating. You’re trying to offer them your backside and they’re pretending your face is minuscule.

I felt like playing with words this morning so I picked up Toxicity and Desiccant and Honey and we rode out into the open sore of my enemy’s boil-ridden pussy that bitch. I said, Toxicity you go first. We vacillated for a while unable to decide whether I should hang the hammer or the hook or dart upon the shore or what, you know? In the end we drove out to the lake and had a picnic. It was fun. You should totally come next time.

From within
From without
Many instances
Will be in doubt

From within, from without, many instances will be in doubt.

from within from without many instances will be in doubt

from within from without
many instances will be in doubt

I put it on a book and then I sat there.

18th February 2009

I put it on a book. And then I sit there and I wait for it to beep. I write stuff, like this. I write this and then I shut it and I wait for it to beep. I write in long lines. No word wrap for me. I close it and I put it by my ear and I wait for it to beep and for the beep to seep into my brain through my ear canal. I write some shit, like this. I write this and I sit there and I wait and sometimes I wonder. If I walk away, will I go to hell? I put it on a book. I sit there and I write it and I put it on a book and I wait. For someone who loves typing I sure can’t think of more than worthlessness to say sometimes. I sit there and I write anyway, like this. And then the five-word thought comes back. There’s something wrong with me. There’s something wrong with me. There’s something wrong with me. I put it on a book and then I sit there and I think there’s something wrong with me. I think there’s something wrong with me. There is something wrong. I sit there and I put it on a book and I think there’s something wrong with me.

Spit

6th February 2009

I had something to say, there was something I needed to say. What was it? There’s something wrong with me, I know. I know there’s something wrong with me. Not just anything, I know. I know there’s something really wrong with me I had something to say. What was it? There was something I really wanted to say, something I’ve been trying to say for a long time I’ve been wanting to say something. Something something is wrong with me. Can’t quite put your finger on the trigger and pull. Can’t quite put your finger on what’s wrong with me and pull my hair can’t. Can’t quite say what I wanted to say. What was it?