Who knows why you want to know what you do. When a girl is born in South America, grows up in North America, crosses the ocean and ends up in Great Britain, everyone is bound to question the weather. But me I don’t bother about things like that. I like words and I put them out and I am lazy but thoughtful and I try. If you like: unpolished blather, self-analysis, jumbled language, crooked views, immaturity, sincerity, obscurity, masturbation, fun, and something else that only you know.
Fiction
Everyone knows how girls lie.
Girl: A Guide for the Uninformed
PANK
BULL Men’s Fiction Fall ‘09 Issue (print bonus)
BULL Men’s Fiction
How long can we be young
cookiebomb
High-Flying City Fuckers (Issue Four)
Sickly I wait (Issue One)
>kill author
That you got not a lot
The evolution of masturbation (Dogzplot Flash Fiction Anthology 2009)
Dogzplot
Through the bed clothes
Robot Melon
Interviews
I talk to people talk to me.
Daniel Bailey is a drunken face to love
Mike Young makes moonbats in your brain
Jimmy Chen is pensive in bed
Sam Pink is a sweet sweet boy
Writers’ Bloc
PIFFLE interview by Sam Pink
HTML Giant
Interview by Ryan Manning
THUNK
Interview by Jim Murdoch
The Truth About Lies
Poetry
Of a sort.
Can I offer you a refresher?
QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE AND SHIT published by Bureau de Books
Or some other work that fulfills you
22 Issue
Iteration
As/Is
Various (ongoing contributor)
PIFFLE.
Non-Fiction
But everyone knows how girls lie.
A Few Good Vulvae
Reflective Dog (Dogzplot Non-Fiction)
You have balls to call yourself a “writer” you fucking loser
Writers’ Bloc
Praise for Down In Me
They talk a lot, don’t they.
i don’t get it —Chris East on Suckjob for humanity
It makes me wanna hide and run away. —Mariana on I give her what comes to me
This is masturbation in words. —Jose on Forced to express a desire
… so cute and yet so scary … —Jim Murdoch on The baby panda bear
What’s a ‘wee wee’, Miss Smith? —Little Billy on The baby panda bear
I love you. And if I didn’t have 99 kids and 22 baby mommas I would take the train to your house and suck your toes. —Wow baby yeah on It’s like you know
That is very disturbing … —Paul on The baby panda bear
Ani Smith, you are such a tease. —Isabelle on Scripted
Professor Freud will see you now, Miss Smith. —An Unreliable Witness on Mindfuck
… you just want a good spanking! —Joe on Sometime Saturday (Dumb Little Girl)
You are in So. Much. Trouble. —God(oh) on Dona Eis Requiem
I’m glad I’m not at all like that. —An Unreliable Witness on All Apologies
Pure filth. —Twit on Shit Happens
Someone’s modest here! —Narziss on Commonplace
That is one heck of a lot of fucks! —Philip on 42
I think she wants some … —Isabelle on 42
Okay. You’ve had your hissy fit, dear. —An Unreliable Witness on 42
I’m afraid I didn’t like this one quite so much. —Drodbar on Disjointed Heady Bullshit #1
Yikes. That might get turned into a musical. —Spanish Goth on More wonderful than weird, really.
This is bad, Ani. —Z on A Challenge for The Overnight Editor
I need a drink after reading this. —Venus on Rendezvous in Stockholm