inventory of everything currently on my bed
11th September 2011me
packet of cigarettes, 3/4 full
packet of cigarettes, empty
kitchen knife
ashtray, full
infinite jest, 2 bookmarks
duvet, no cover
pillows, 4
vibrator, blue
lighter, purple
hair pins, 10-15
concert ticket stub, blonde redhead
ignatia amara, herbal remedy
blackberry mobile phone
white lace tank, dirty
work laptop
home laptop
11th September 2011 at 11:26 pm
So what you’re trying to tell us is that you’ve got a really ENORMOUS bed, yes? :)
Incidentally, I momentarily read this as listing the fact that you have 4 vibrators. Which would be more than anyone could need, for eminently practical reasons. *cough*
11th September 2011 at 11:32 pm
I missed you.
11th September 2011 at 11:40 pm
A photograph of the assemblage is required.
12th September 2011 at 1:01 am
didn’t really think anyone was listening, cheers for that you guys
auw: what i’m trying to tell you is i’m really fucking dirty
wrenna: :)
mia: i’m even worse at photography than i am writing x
12th September 2011 at 8:20 am
I get the feeling this has been done before. Someone called Emin I think.
12th September 2011 at 12:41 pm
As ever you shock me a little and make me smile a lot! I love how specific and vague it is at the same time. Each item is the start of a story of it’s own!
12th September 2011 at 8:19 pm
so jealous of all of those objects for being on your bed.
12th September 2011 at 10:40 pm
jim: hehe, you really know how to make a girl feel special
jem: now if only i could write the stories :)
deej: babyboy casanova <3
12th September 2011 at 10:43 pm
p.s. jem: and the stories even have their own genres, e.g. the cigs/ashtray/lighter = noir, pillows/duvet/vibrator = erotica (duh), infinite jest = literary fiction of a pretentious sort, blackberry/laptops = scifi, kitchen knife = murder mystery etc