Call Log
15th August 2010Friday, 13 August 2010, 23:39, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 00:01:01. Text Status: Sent.
Where exactly are you? In front of the club?
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 00:01:47. Text Status: Received.
By telephone box
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 00:03, Placed Call, Duration: 1:22.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 00:06, Received Call, Duration: 0:14.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 02:16, Received Call, Duration: 0:09.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 03:00, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 04:08, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 04:09, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 04:09, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 04:10, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 04:10, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 05:16, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 05:18. Voicemail received. Transcript follows.
[Unintelligible.]
hello? where are you man? where are you? where are you man? where are you? where are you man? where are you? where are you man? where are you? can’t hear you man. can’t hear you man. where are you man. are you outside man? where are you man. man, where are you. you know, where are you man. yeah? yeah? where are you man? where are you man?
[Pause. Shuffling. Music.]
send me a text and tell me where you are. send me a text and tell me where you are. send me a text and tell me it’s you. tell me where you are. send me a text and tell me where you are. send me a text and tell me it’s you. send me a text and tell me where you are. send me a text and tell me it’s you.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 05:22, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 05:23. Voicemail received. Transcript follows.
[Music.]
hello? where are you? where? where? can’t hear you. go to the sofas. go inside and go to the sofas. go inside and go to the sofas. go inside and go to the sofas. go inside. sofas. go inside. sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. go inside. go to the sofas. inside. SOFAS. INSIDE. SOFAS.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 05:16, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 06:33, Placed Call, Duration: 0:02.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 06:33, Placed Call, Duration: 0:02.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 06:34, Placed Call, Duration: 0:03.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 06:51. Voicemail sent. Partial transcript follows.
[Crying.]
Saturday, 14 August 2010, Total calls placed between 06:51 and 07:49: 19, Longest duration: 0:03.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 15:27, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 15:30, Missed Call, Status Aborted.
Saturday, 14 August 2010, 16:05, Placed Call, Duration: 6:51.
15th August 2010 at 9:05 pm
When I read this I felt like it was the transcript of a botched attempt to burglarise a branch of DFS “go inside and go to the sofas”
16th August 2010 at 8:57 am
An interesting and different approach. I think there’s a lot of scope in only hearing one side of a conversation. It certainly makes things a lot clearer for the reader: Hey, I’ve got to imagine the missing bits here, right?
18th August 2010 at 1:32 am
hi hi hi there, thank you for reading this. you are nice people. i will bake cookies one day while wearing an apron and i’ll pour you huge glasses of milk and ask you how your day was and you can tell me everything.
18th August 2010 at 9:22 pm
A man and a woman have oral sex and intercourse against a wall outside a building, and another man and woman are watching them from afar, copying their actions.
A man chases a woman to a playground, where she hides in a tunnel. He follows her into the tunnel, and she proceeds to masturbate before him. Full nudity occurs.
A man and a woman have oral sex and intercourse in the man’s living room.
A woman enters a man’s bedroom, and he carries her to his bed and gives her oral sex. While the woman receives oral sex, there are scenes showing the couple dancing in the bedroom, the woman has a top on but the man is completely naked.
A man is on a bed with a woman, they are on their knees. The man pushes the woman so that she is bending over, and he slides down her panties. They have anal sex.
A man gets out of bed, completely naked, no frontal nudity, but rear is seen several times.
A woman takes a man to her apartment and they have sexual intercourse on a couch. The man then masturbates.
A woman is shown giving a man oral sex.
A woman and another woman are sitting on a couch, and one woman turns the television on, then a scene from a porn movie is shown.