but really i want to be a tree
14th June 2010i swam in the sea at some time past midnight in my panties and trees cannot do that however. i was not scared about the fish. the fish were not scared about me.
the last time i visited this town i slept in the gutter on the roof. it was five stories up and had i turned one inch to the left in my sleep i’d have fallen to my untimely drunken idiot death. lucky then that this did not happen though i often think how easy.
i heard the sea rush and could see the glass reflecting moon. this little town is magic in that it inspires minor recklessness and whatever you think about that you know things can be great if you like them.
in a white place with pillars on the side of a mountain i was groped by very many european boys until sunup. i don’t say this to amuse you it is just what happened.
finally here is a thing i wrote which ended up in JUNE PANK. i fancy pank not only for its awesome but because it sounds like ‘spank’ and i am always very pleased by palms meeting my bum at intervals.
so you see how everything makes sense.
19th June 2010 at 12:04 am
Your Pank will stick with me for some time. Especially the way you brought it home: “If you blink twice, pucker up and smack your lips, no one usually notices.”
19th June 2010 at 3:54 am
obviously it makes sense. i would like to be a tree also, and if not, a whale, and if intelligence were denied me, a sea anemone, and if not, I would be sorry for not falling off the roof with you.
19th June 2010 at 5:19 am
Awww - you should have said you needed protection from idiots.
I would have helped - I’m really good with idiots, I deal with them every day at work.
If someone wants to spank you, ask them to prove how good they are at spanking by doing it to themself - then quietly move away. You would be surprised how often this shit works…
19th June 2010 at 11:40 am
Otto: Whoa, thank you. I have little pieces of you inside me, too. x
Wrenna: Sea anemone sounds really great actually. All that color and flow.
Spanish Goth: Aw thanks for the offer, babes. Unfortunately, I have no self-protective instinct. If someone wants to spank me, I simply bend over.