Will trade blowjobs for lib dem votes
5th May 2010If you wake up, the night will be over, and if you don’t have another drink, the night will be over, if I’m not entertaining, the night will be over, and if there is silence, the night will be over and if you worry, the night will be over and then it is over and you come into view of the children basking in the sun with people walking dogs, freshly fucked, sour-smelling and them, bright-eyed and you, longing for another hit – to speed hearts and close eyes and sharpen tongues and never have to live the rejection of the day of you. Listen, I know I overstate earnestly, but some people deal okay with that. This country’s people are not warm like its weather is not warm and immigrants need to remember to keep hands inside the railing at all times.
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5th May 2010 at 10:52 pm
I blame the immigrants!
Send ‘em all home!
(Except the nice ones, obviously.)
* Please note, the above is irony.
5th May 2010 at 10:55 pm
Watch it, you. I know where you live.
5th May 2010 at 10:58 pm
What country are you from, Miss Smith? Are you sure you’re here legally?
(Mr Osborne, put her name on the list.)
5th May 2010 at 11:01 pm
No one likes me any more.
I feel sad.
Do you like me, Andi?
You used to call me your Scottish sugar daddy.
But it’s ages since I’ve seen you shinning up the drainpipe at Number 10.
Sigh.
11th May 2010 at 1:47 pm
political activism!
david miliband is more attractive!
we ‘narrowly’ missed out on meeting!
hello!
12th May 2010 at 12:42 am
Haha Ben Brooks, I’ll get you one day, my pretty.