Comments on: Bitch’s Plot

By: James Bent

James Bent — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:43:56 +0000

“I just grabbed my breasts and whispered I love you baby to myself.”

fuck that’s sexy. Women have all the fun.

By: Ani Smith

Ani Smith — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:30:51 +0000

Thank you people, I am glad you all had so much fun playing with my breasts. I know I did. And W: you can’t imagine the depths of my bad taste and poor judgement.

By: w

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:30:32 +0000

just as an aside, i cannot believe there is a real amanda knox.

By: ryan manning

ryan manning — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:14:53 +0000

the chloe sevigny to my vincent gallo

By: Emma

Emma — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:59:16 +0000

I’m in agreement with the grammar of Unreliable Witness. However, I think it depends on whether you were addressing your breasts or not in the phrase. I read it as though you were addressing an external subject, and not a particular body part (regardless of whether it were vertical or horizontal).

Also, Dogzplot was great. Enjoyed it greatly.

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:43:22 +0000

You are not the only one who loves you. Or your breasts, for that matter.

By: L. M. or —

L. M. or — — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:51:14 +0000

AUW has found a superb dealer in the meanwhile.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:38:00 +0000

Clarification: obviously if you were saying ‘I love you’ to yourself, that would be okay, but please don’t grab plural parts of your anatomy in order to say that, just singular parts. That will help a lot. And if you were saying ‘I love you’ to your breasts, then you might want to say ‘I love you both’ - maybe adding ‘equally’. Unless, of course, you favour the left over the right or the right over the left. And when I say ‘over’ I don’t mean ‘on top of’ - that would just be anatomically weird and probably deformed. The Woman With The Vertical Breasts, or something. Is that a movie? I’m sure that’s a movie. I’d like to see it. The movie, I mean. Not the vertical breasts. Although obviously the movie would contain Vertical Breasts or there wouldn’t be a lot of substance to the title.

I don’t get out much, you know.

Oh yes. Dogzplot. Very good. I liked it. A lot. Even though it didn’t mention breasts, either of the vertical or the horizontal variety.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:30:56 +0000

‘babies’, surely? Breasts are plural. Honestly, grammar these days …