Comments on: Suckjob for humanity

By: James Bent

James Bent — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:49:27 +0000

Nobel fucking Peace prize worthy.

that turned me on.

By: ryan manning

ryan manning — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:18:14 +0000

nobel prize worthy

By: crispin

crispin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:43:03 +0000

i’m not sure if i believe this really happened
are you sure about this?
are you sure this is the protocol for epileptic seizures?
hmm

By: ellie

ellie — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:36:58 +0000

Cocksucker.

A word that will always remind me of my dying grandmother because her room mate in her death room muttered at my brother that he was a long-haired cocksucker.

Loved this.

By: thedirtyblonde

thedirtyblonde — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:11:29 +0000

That would be ‘frenetic’, by the way.

By: thedirtyblonde

thedirtyblonde — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:10:12 +0000

No, no, no, no, you have to ration the cock or we’ll get used to it and become complacent about your cock. :-)

I haven’t read anything this intense and frentic for ages — thank you. And the cock was good, too.

By: Ani Smith

Ani Smith — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:49:30 +0000

Thank you, internet humans. Obviously I have found my calling. From now on it is nothing but cock. Cock cock cock cock cock. I am going to be like that shrimp guy in Forest Gump but with cock.

By: ~otto~

~otto~ — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:09:52 +0000

I love love stories.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:21:39 +0000

fuck yes this is so good.

By: Roxane

Roxane — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:39 +0000

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Damn train.

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:21:11 +0000

My goodness.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:23:44 +0000

I think you could have just paid a penalty fare if you didn’t have a ticket, you know … it’s only a tenner. Jeez.

By: chris east

chris east — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:28:12 +0000

i don’t get it
so his dick was going to explode?
is that it?
i don’t get it

By: Emma

Emma — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:56:32 +0000

I’m with wiredwriter up there. This is at least the twelfth time I’ve read this.

By: wiredwriter

wiredwriter — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:23:27 +0000

I think this is one of yours I will read at least ten times a day for the rest of my life.

By: shewas

shewas — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:44:16 +0000

i think there’s a little point missing going on in this here comment section.

love this x

By: xtx

xtx — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:51:59 +0000

dude! OUT OF THE PARK! upswing, downswing…. fucking great!

By: Jim Murdoch

Jim Murdoch — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:38:29 +0000

You know, this might have been funnier (and shorter) if you’d just announced that you were gay. I mean, how would they know?