you can jackhammer my windowsill
23rd September 2009I need to be restrained. Court is in order. Someone order me to stop smoking. Not you, mom, you had your chance.
Does no good to be too precious about all this, it does no good. Care is taken where care lies and where we lie, assuming that by now you know us well enough to know so.
sadly looking at your pictures
why you have no change for quarters
why we told you she’s not pretty
how the west was never won
It’s so important to be not boring. A constant rearrangement of things is what is required. Also, a somewhat steady acquisition of newer things is imperative. One must endeavor in any and all cases to cease to be faithful to the letter and conversely be fast and loose with a jackhammer on the windowsill. Only boundlessness will be rewarded.
23rd September 2009 at 3:46 am
I’d tell you smoking makes you thinner and a cool kid. But I’m quitting while I’m sick and they taste crummy. Also, materialism =/= interesting.
23rd September 2009 at 9:19 am
“You can jackhammer my windowsill” is undoubtedly your greatest and most utterly filthy euphemism yet. You might have thought it was suitably obscure, but I can spot them a mile off. I’d be grateful if you could now work on integrating the following complex innuendo - “you can replaster my vestibule” - into a piece of writing.
[I loved that last paragraph in particular … so very true]
24th September 2009 at 2:50 am
Rose: You can’t reason with smoking. Can’t reason with materialism either although the newer things I was speaking of acquiring weren’t necessarily material, but it is interesting where your mind went.
AUW: Euphemism, moi? Mon dieu! My vestibule is extremely well plastered, thank you.
25th September 2009 at 8:50 am
A regular at my late-night winebar told me smoking is no longer cool and I should give up… He only stopped two weeks ago and no doubt will be back on them at some stage, at which point smoking will be cool again.
I took acquiring new things as ideas from meeting new people, plastering techniques aside.