Such clever liars
21st September 2009“I’m sorry but you can’t possibly be who you say you are and have done these things that you say you have done.”
“Why not?”
“Because my whole life no one’s ever been true and I’m not true, therefore I suspect you are not either.”
“Oh. Makes sense I suppose.”
“Yes.”
“So I don’t even get a chance to prove it, huh.”
“Nope. You can’t prove something that just isn’t.”
“Huh. Okay then. So I guess this is it.”
“Wait. No. What?”
“Well I mean, why would you continue to associate with a liar?”
“Well, I mean let’s not be hasty.”
21st September 2009 at 3:57 am
Because someone is better than no one and the truth is not what it’s cracked up to be. I could probably write a book on this subject actually that may well just be the theme of the book I’m busy avoiding writing just now.
21st September 2009 at 7:13 pm
Please stop talking to the doorstepping Jehovah’s Witnesses now, dear.
23rd September 2009 at 12:16 am
Jim: There iiiiiis noooooo spooooooon!
AUW: Nah, they don’t visit me no more. Not after what happened last time.