WANTED #8

7th July 2009

Sweet boy with mean streak for playmate to nice, lonely girl. Must be interested in knives, glitter, sex, music, philosophy and bubbles. Must write good bad poetry. Must not impregnate girl. Must be artistic with blood, semen and other bodily fluids. Must not beat girl at video games. May beat girl in bed. Responsibilities will include toenail-painting, asphyxiating, tickling, challenging, coddling, spanking, etc. Send sample poetry or artwork and short biographical note.

10 responses

  1. sam pink comments:

    yo soy el hombre para esta trabajo.

  2. Cado comments:

    My references are all dead, so you’ll just have to trust me.

    Cado

  3. chris east comments:

    erm, hi

  4. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    None of this sounds unreasonable. Just as long as you’re not also expecting everyone to list what lit mags they’ve been in too.

  5. Jim Murdoch comments:

    You’ve been playing with your words again.

  6. Rose of Montague comments:

    Sigh. If only.

  7. Ani Smith comments:

    Samuel: El trabajo es todo tuyo; puedes empezar hoy mismo?

    Cado: References? Darling, don’t be such a realist. Trust comes through experience.

    Chris: Let’s not start that again. ;)

    AUW: Ha! No, I want freshly pumping blood.

    Jim: Always, Mr Murdoch, always.

    Rose: Ease up, Rose. Romeo will show when you’re not looking. Cliché or not.

  8. mariana comments:

    veo que es solo para hombres de habla hispana. Es reverse discrimination again

  9. Ani Smith comments:

    Mariana: Para hombres no, para amigos que saben que soy hispana. :)

  10. Asia comments:

    What a perfect description of the man I hate, Love, HATE! I’d lend him to you, but I’m afraid he’d only make you sad, which could be good for poetry, but certainly not for your waistline or liver.

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