WANTED #8
7th July 2009Sweet boy with mean streak for playmate to nice, lonely girl. Must be interested in knives, glitter, sex, music, philosophy and bubbles. Must write good bad poetry. Must not impregnate girl. Must be artistic with blood, semen and other bodily fluids. Must not beat girl at video games. May beat girl in bed. Responsibilities will include toenail-painting, asphyxiating, tickling, challenging, coddling, spanking, etc. Send sample poetry or artwork and short biographical note.
7th July 2009 at 9:04 pm
yo soy el hombre para esta trabajo.
7th July 2009 at 9:43 pm
My references are all dead, so you’ll just have to trust me.
Cado
7th July 2009 at 10:05 pm
erm, hi
7th July 2009 at 10:13 pm
None of this sounds unreasonable. Just as long as you’re not also expecting everyone to list what lit mags they’ve been in too.
8th July 2009 at 12:18 am
You’ve been playing with your words again.
8th July 2009 at 2:17 am
Sigh. If only.
8th July 2009 at 7:42 pm
Samuel: El trabajo es todo tuyo; puedes empezar hoy mismo?
Cado: References? Darling, don’t be such a realist. Trust comes through experience.
Chris: Let’s not start that again. ;)
AUW: Ha! No, I want freshly pumping blood.
Jim: Always, Mr Murdoch, always.
Rose: Ease up, Rose. Romeo will show when you’re not looking. Cliché or not.
8th July 2009 at 7:54 pm
veo que es solo para hombres de habla hispana. Es reverse discrimination again
8th July 2009 at 8:40 pm
Mariana: Para hombres no, para amigos que saben que soy hispana. :)
22nd July 2009 at 3:50 pm
What a perfect description of the man I hate, Love, HATE! I’d lend him to you, but I’m afraid he’d only make you sad, which could be good for poetry, but certainly not for your waistline or liver.