Ex-Boyfriend Letters #15

10th June 2009

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

The present is to inform you that I have found a boy willing to grant the curiosity-appeasing pleasure of allowing me to hold his cock while he urinates. My only hope is that you, too, may be encouraged to conquer your own small, yet long-held dissatisfactions in the very near future.

Delightedly,
Your Ex-Girlfriend

5 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    I was going to comment, but I think I’m about to get trampled underfoot by a stampede of volunteers.

  2. mariana comments:

    There is nothing more effective with ex-couples than to let them know what you do, it is always effective

  3. Jim Murdoch comments:

    My best friend’s little sister used to bemoan the fact that she didn’t have an ‘aiming tube’. All I can say is that the sights have been off on mine for a long time.

  4. Marc comments:

    Tee-hee.

  5. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: *tumbleweed*

    Mariana: Until they find a new love interest at least.

    Jim: Oh my. My my my. I will just say that yes, it probably is a curiosity I should have had sated years ago. God only knows how it escaped me this long.

    Marc: *wink*

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