The one about the warbling chickens and those wall-leaning-on weirdos is on Robot fucking Melon

8th June 2009

I’m in Robot Melon Issue Nine. Um, that’s it. Okay bye.

[I will bite my lip ‘til bleeding before spilling all gushy and overexcitedly ass-licking loser as I do. I am graceful and appreciative and aloof and cool. That’s it.]

[Shit but have you seen that joint? Oh my fuck.]

[Okay.]

[Somebody gag me.]

[Please?]

5 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    I heartily approve of your melons.

  2. xtx comments:

    your piece was amazingness. i am swooning. you are the dog’s bollocks! (thanks vaughan for that one)

  3. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: I heartily approve of your hearty approval.

    xtx: Aw just snog me already, you silly bint.

  4. ~otto~ comments:

    I use plastic hangars. Wire sucks.

    Your story was quite good, sweet sweet Ani.

  5. Ani Smith comments:

    They probably gave him the wire one at the cleaners, sweet sweet Otto.

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