The one about the warbling chickens and those wall-leaning-on weirdos is on Robot fucking Melon
8th June 2009I’m in Robot Melon Issue Nine. Um, that’s it. Okay bye.
[I will bite my lip ‘til bleeding before spilling all gushy and overexcitedly ass-licking loser as I do. I am graceful and appreciative and aloof and cool. That’s it.]
[Shit but have you seen that joint? Oh my fuck.]
[Okay.]
[Somebody gag me.]
[Please?]
8th June 2009 at 9:41 pm
I heartily approve of your melons.
8th June 2009 at 11:12 pm
your piece was amazingness. i am swooning. you are the dog’s bollocks! (thanks vaughan for that one)
9th June 2009 at 11:31 am
AUW: I heartily approve of your hearty approval.
xtx: Aw just snog me already, you silly bint.
12th June 2009 at 3:24 am
I use plastic hangars. Wire sucks.
Your story was quite good, sweet sweet Ani.
15th June 2009 at 7:17 pm
They probably gave him the wire one at the cleaners, sweet sweet Otto.