Comments on: Please don’t hook up with the helium-breasted, tan-cancerous, flaxen-haired lit babe

By: Ani Smith

Ani Smith — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:14:32 +0000

AUW: I am having a moment and all you can think of are the logistics of her breasts?!

Z: My darling Z, you know exactly what to say to allay my monster insecurities.

Andrew: Hi Andrew. Thanks Andrew. :)

Ellie: Cheeky sod!

Robb: So Robb. So Todd. (?)

Mariana: I’m glad you put “intellectuals” in quotation marks cuz ain’t no innellectuals here bebe.

By: mariana

mariana — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:34:28 +0000

She is not yet in the twitter era. Too old fashion. Besides it’s quantity not quality, us “intellectuals” should know

By: Robb Todd

Robb Todd — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:14:06 +0000

so short

so sweet

By: ellie

ellie — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:58:03 +0000

Hell! She’s probably cantankerous too. Not like you, all sugar and sunshine! x, e

By: andrew lundwall

andrew lundwall — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:53:24 +0000

sweet!

By: Z

Mon, 18 May 2009 19:10:22 +0000

Who would want to hook up with anyone but you?

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:53:22 +0000

It would be difficult to resist a helium-breasted lit babe, though, to be honest. I mean, first of all, she wouldn’t be able to tediously read aloud from her latest epic poem, because she wouldn’t be able to see the book as it would be obscured by her enormous breasts. And also, she would sound ridiculous if she did try to read anything, because of her squeaky helium voice.

[I am thinking too much about this again, aren’t I?]