It would be difficult to resist a helium-breasted lit babe, though, to be honest. I mean, first of all, she wouldn’t be able to tediously read aloud from her latest epic poem, because she wouldn’t be able to see the book as it would be obscured by her enormous breasts. And also, she would sound ridiculous if she did try to read anything, because of her squeaky helium voice.
[I am thinking too much about this again, aren’t I?]
18th May 2009 at 7:53 pm
It would be difficult to resist a helium-breasted lit babe, though, to be honest. I mean, first of all, she wouldn’t be able to tediously read aloud from her latest epic poem, because she wouldn’t be able to see the book as it would be obscured by her enormous breasts. And also, she would sound ridiculous if she did try to read anything, because of her squeaky helium voice.
[I am thinking too much about this again, aren’t I?]
18th May 2009 at 8:10 pm
Who would want to hook up with anyone but you?
18th May 2009 at 8:53 pm
sweet!
18th May 2009 at 10:58 pm
Hell! She’s probably cantankerous too. Not like you, all sugar and sunshine! x, e
19th May 2009 at 12:14 am
so short
so sweet
19th May 2009 at 12:34 am
She is not yet in the twitter era. Too old fashion. Besides it’s quantity not quality, us “intellectuals” should know
19th May 2009 at 10:14 pm
AUW: I am having a moment and all you can think of are the logistics of her breasts?!
Z: My darling Z, you know exactly what to say to allay my monster insecurities.
Andrew: Hi Andrew. Thanks Andrew. :)
Ellie: Cheeky sod!
Robb: So Robb. So Todd. (?)
Mariana: I’m glad you put “intellectuals” in quotation marks cuz ain’t no innellectuals here bebe.