Please don’t hook up with the helium-breasted, tan-cancerous, flaxen-haired lit babe

18th May 2009

even if
her stories
are longer
than mine

7 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    It would be difficult to resist a helium-breasted lit babe, though, to be honest. I mean, first of all, she wouldn’t be able to tediously read aloud from her latest epic poem, because she wouldn’t be able to see the book as it would be obscured by her enormous breasts. And also, she would sound ridiculous if she did try to read anything, because of her squeaky helium voice.

    [I am thinking too much about this again, aren’t I?]

  2. Z comments:

    Who would want to hook up with anyone but you?

  3. andrew lundwall comments:

    sweet!

  4. ellie comments:

    Hell! She’s probably cantankerous too. Not like you, all sugar and sunshine! x, e

  5. Robb Todd comments:

    so short

    so sweet

  6. mariana comments:

    She is not yet in the twitter era. Too old fashion. Besides it’s quantity not quality, us “intellectuals” should know

  7. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: I am having a moment and all you can think of are the logistics of her breasts?!

    Z: My darling Z, you know exactly what to say to allay my monster insecurities.

    Andrew: Hi Andrew. Thanks Andrew. :)

    Ellie: Cheeky sod!

    Robb: So Robb. So Todd. (?)

    Mariana: I’m glad you put “intellectuals” in quotation marks cuz ain’t no innellectuals here bebe.

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