down in me

XXX SEE ANI SMITH NAKED!!! XXX

…

…

…

Made you look.

“Never give an interview, and never trust a wanker, sir!” —Chris Light

Alas, I am but a mere mortal and have succumbed to the scurrilous desires of the flaccid ego.

Jim Murdoch very kindly (and god knows why) asked me some questions. He was very serious about them, too. It was hard for me. At times I wished some smarter kids (Vaughan or maybe Jereme) were sitting next to me so I could copy their answers.

I think I sound stupid (cannae lie) and I feel very naked right now, so go on. Hug me close and tell me I’m still special. Tell me you’ll still want to see me again even though your mom says you got the milk for free.