Dogzbaby

29th March 2009

I am too irresponsible and immature to care for a baby but I am too irresponsible and immature to not get knocked up and I am too irresponsible and immature to get an abortion. Long story short, I gave one of my babies up for adoption today. Go goo goo over her!

I know that Barry Graham, editor of Dogzplot, will care for her like I never could. She already has lovely siblings. I’m sure they will play in their giant backyard and they will all have rosy cheeks and Barry will love them and provide their heart’s desire and they will grow up coddled and comfortable and feel like everything is owed to them and they will probably resent Barry forever. Years from now, when she comes to find me, I’ll tell her how I never wanted her to begin with.

7 responses

  1. xtx comments:

    nice work

  2. phillip connolly comments:

    hi can i email you?

  3. Robb Todd comments:

    fuck yes

  4. Doris Karloff (Mrs) comments:

    I was shocked and appalled by the abject filth I just had the displeasure of reading. Please can I email you too, and maybe you could send me more of the same, but privately?

  5. chris east comments:

    rad

  6. ellie comments:

    she’ll love you.

    i was adopted. i’d love the woman who shoved me out of her cunt, if i could find her.

  7. Jim Murdoch comments:

    An interesting - and very you - take on the whole writing-as-procreation metaphor.

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