High-flying city fuckers
13th March 2009Which basically dumps reports into sweet potatoes, and then we can use the benchmarks of the white light follow up flag to determine whether your face looks like an astral firecracker as seen through the periscope of an alien aircraft. And it’s not just us, we’re trying to create solutions that can be integrated for everyone, anything can be installed, I want to run my banana pieces, I want to run my golden pieces, you can define that fuck flow.
Wow, that’s incredible, very nice.
Because by the end of this year, we will have an incredible reach, rich virtual sugar cake in Dubai – we’ve got a team, we’ve got a team of plastic water bottles. The relationship has stabilised, the worker ants have mobilised. I mean, I haven’t met them, I haven’t met them but the orchid is in place and we are navigating the building into the seabed. It’s going to be great. It’s going to be after April, unofficially, we’ve been told. We’ve been told support is going to be mushy. We’ve been told, we’ve been told unofficially - you know the man-years, the man-years it’s going to take when I go to Thailand? I mean, I don’t know about you but I’m interested. We have new ideas. We have new ideas about the orchard, we’re ready to give you a demo of the orchard.
I would love that. I would love that. Monkeys are going to burst out of my ass mid-July. I know you’re going to do everything in your power, hire some people, be ready. Be ready on the technical side, be ready to lick my cocoa packet. And I mean that.
13th March 2009 at 4:55 pm
i would like to lick your cocoa packet.
but only after you hand me the forecasts for the sweet potatoes and orchids. And all the ducks are in a row.
13th March 2009 at 6:08 pm
Miss Smith, I can tell that despite the fact it’s been a long week, you are fully up to speed with the latest sprint towards the next project milestone, when we shall re-evaluate the 360 degree commissioning process and brainstorm the next stage. Well done for thinking out of the box.
Now if you don’t mind, I’m off to shoot myself in the head.
13th March 2009 at 7:38 pm
Dudes, you have no idea how tired I am right now. I will hump a motherfucking sweet potato and ram it down their throats.
14th March 2009 at 3:53 am
What if I said this was the most sense you’ve ever made?
14th March 2009 at 4:44 am
I have been in this meeting. I have been in this meeting not paying attention. Nodding, smiling and looking interested.
15th March 2009 at 10:48 am
Jack: I’d say you’ve been in the proverbial rat race too long?
Monkey: Can you come to work in my office? I need a partner in crime. Someone to make googly eyes at while the boss fondles his laser pointer.
16th March 2009 at 7:06 pm
I have a pointer.
A telescopic one.
It is the same age as me.
16th March 2009 at 9:01 pm
I am envious of Chris.
My pointer just has a light on the end, and glows in the dark. It can be quite embarrassing during Powerpoint presentations.
(If you’re looking for the tone, I think it fell off a cliff.)
16th March 2009 at 9:32 pm
Chris: Is that a promise then?
AUW: That is absolutely filthy! (I think.)