Comments on: WANTED #7

By: thom young

thom young — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:34:41 +0000

right right…i like the expressions that you english folk use.. in texas we say “ya’ll can write.” unless you live in Austin.. then you might say, “did you listen to the new Shins album, they are awesome writers.”

By: Ani Smith

Ani Smith — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:55:24 +0000

AUW: Yeah, I’d been meaning to apologise about that. They were all out of proper butcher’s knives at the shop.

Jack: You are a cruel, cruel boy, Jack.

By: Jack Smynde

Jack Smynde — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:47:36 +0000

I think this is the one that’ll come true.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:01:08 +0000

Dear Miss Smith - Please don’t tell everyone I’ve lost a leg. They might not notice. Also, I wish my kidnapper had been more like the one in Misery - mine took 18 months to saw through my leg with a plastic knife she got from the fish & chip shop. I had to lie very still.

By: Ani Smith

Ani Smith — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:57:43 +0000

AUW: Yeah, all I’ve gotten is responses from other writers along the lines of ‘me too’. ;)

Hg: I think you may have have to join the queue, but I like you so you can jump forward a few places.

Jim: Good point, Jim, let Misery serve as warning to us all. No good can come of this writing malarkey. Just look at Unreliable Witness there, already lost a leg.

Asia: So YOU are the one who’s been sniffing my intimates? Well, well.

Otto: When I find my benefactor you are sooo invited to the party - err I mean, meeting - at the remote locale so we can uhh, work on our um, ‘collaborative piece’.

AUW: Stop that, this instant!

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:41:04 +0000

Stalkers sniff the things you touch? Really?
*wanders off, inhaling deeply, but not saying in whose living-room*

By: ~otto~

~otto~ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:55:14 +0000

yes yes yes and yes

By: Asia

Asia — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:06:08 +0000

Don’t listen to AUW, give us broke stalkers a chance. What we lack in funding and connections and general usefullness we make up for in unmatched eagerness to creep you out and sniff the things you’ve touched.

By: Jim Murdoch

Jim Murdoch — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:32:10 +0000

After seeing ‘Misery’ all I have to say is, “Stuff your remote locale - I want people around me, lots of people just a stone’s throw away.”

By: Hg

Hg — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:22:43 +0000

If you end up with a spare one left over, you know where to find me.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:29:42 +0000

This is my advertisement, and I want it back.
(I only got emails from broke stalkers though, so it didn’t work for me.)