Right now, somebody is dying to email you.

3rd March 2009

Right now, somebody is dying to email you.

Lucid white she says right now, I’m dying to email you.

She has no idea what she’s talking about.

She has no idea who you are.

The caffeine pills she popped twenty minutes ago are accelerating her heart rate and she’s confused the feeling with the rush of young love.

Right now, I’m dying to email you, she says.

Her eyes are large brown hazelnuts open wide. Her pupils are sucking light.

Right now.

Right now, she repeats.

Don’t do it, says the email client.

Don’t do it, says the computer.

Hold me, says the phone.

Caffeine makes her ribs feel like they do two clean days from a coke binge.

I know what I’m doing you guys.

Right now, she has no idea who you are.

18 responses

  1. ~otto~ comments:

    This was a tasty post. I want to go on an Ani binge.

  2. xtx comments:

    i love the feeling that you laid down right there. i sent a very intense email to An Unreliable Witness a few days ago under an extreme caffeine high. not recomended. (sic)

    i heart you. drunk or overcaffeinated email me anytime.

  3. isabelle comments:

    I’d click send , before it’s too late.

  4. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    I sent an email to xtx the other day whilst completely brain-addled and off my tits on Cake. (That’s cake the drug, not just cake the, erm, cake.) Pro Plus is for pansies.

    I am going to start sending emails of my caked-up eyeballs.

  5. wow baby yeah comments:

    wow baby yeah tits on cake yeah

  6. thesundaygap comments:

    Lovely, aching, empty thing, this.

  7. wow baby yeah comments:

    wow baby yeah find jesus

  8. Roberta comments:

    i always find ‘i know what i’m doing’ is my code for ‘i really don’t.’

  9. ~otto~ comments:

    What’s Cake The Drug? Speak English!

  10. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    Otto - I somehow think this might appeal to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w - remember, Cake is a ‘made-up’ drug.

  11. ~otto~ comments:

    damn, get my hopes up next time

  12. Marc comments:

    Don’t die.

  13. Ani Smith comments:

    Otto: Aw darlin’, I don’t recommend that for any but the most self-destructive of freaks.

    Xtx: If this is overcaffeinated, can you imagine us on the hard stuff? Poor PIFFLE boys. ;)

    Isabelle: Oh, I have a feeling she did.

    AUW: There’s Americans around, you can’t be saying stuff like off my tits. Oh, the mental pictures. Just look at what you did to poor little Wowbabyyeah there.

    Wow: Calm, baby, calm. He doesn’t mean snorting off hooker breasts. Relax.

    Thesundaygap: Hi and thank you. Lovely thing to say, that.

    Wow: Somehow I don’t think Jesus frequents these parts.

    Roberta: Yeah, up there with ‘no I couldn’t possibly’ and ‘wasn’t me’.

    Otto: He’s such a tease, isn’t he?

    Marc: I’ll try not to, but you do realise it’s an eventual inevitability, yes? ;)

  14. Jack Smynde comments:

    I’m a big fan of pupils, and I wish I’d thought of sucking light before you.

  15. Ani Smith comments:

    Pupils are cool, Jackie Jack. I like to stick the mascara brush in mine all the time when I’m doing my makeup.

  16. thom young comments:

    please email me and you will receive such things that even the devil would shutter to read (that sounds english almost)

  17. big fat fag comments:

    CALL ME OH YEAH BABY RUN MY HANDS THRU YOUR HAIR

  18. Monkey PotPie comments:

    I think you’re my new crush.

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