Right now, somebody is dying to email you.
3rd March 2009Right now, somebody is dying to email you.
Lucid white she says right now, I’m dying to email you.
She has no idea what she’s talking about.
She has no idea who you are.
The caffeine pills she popped twenty minutes ago are accelerating her heart rate and she’s confused the feeling with the rush of young love.
Right now, I’m dying to email you, she says.
Her eyes are large brown hazelnuts open wide. Her pupils are sucking light.
Right now.
Right now, she repeats.
Don’t do it, says the email client.
Don’t do it, says the computer.
Hold me, says the phone.
Caffeine makes her ribs feel like they do two clean days from a coke binge.
I know what I’m doing you guys.
Right now, she has no idea who you are.
3rd March 2009 at 8:46 pm
This was a tasty post. I want to go on an Ani binge.
3rd March 2009 at 9:10 pm
i love the feeling that you laid down right there. i sent a very intense email to An Unreliable Witness a few days ago under an extreme caffeine high. not recomended. (sic)
i heart you. drunk or overcaffeinated email me anytime.
3rd March 2009 at 9:16 pm
I’d click send , before it’s too late.
3rd March 2009 at 9:28 pm
I sent an email to xtx the other day whilst completely brain-addled and off my tits on Cake. (That’s cake the drug, not just cake the, erm, cake.) Pro Plus is for pansies.
I am going to start sending emails of my caked-up eyeballs.
3rd March 2009 at 9:43 pm
wow baby yeah tits on cake yeah
3rd March 2009 at 9:48 pm
Lovely, aching, empty thing, this.
3rd March 2009 at 9:55 pm
wow baby yeah find jesus
3rd March 2009 at 10:16 pm
i always find ‘i know what i’m doing’ is my code for ‘i really don’t.’
3rd March 2009 at 10:52 pm
What’s Cake The Drug? Speak English!
4th March 2009 at 12:05 am
Otto - I somehow think this might appeal to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w - remember, Cake is a ‘made-up’ drug.
4th March 2009 at 1:36 am
damn, get my hopes up next time
4th March 2009 at 9:47 am
Don’t die.
4th March 2009 at 12:44 pm
Otto: Aw darlin’, I don’t recommend that for any but the most self-destructive of freaks.
Xtx: If this is overcaffeinated, can you imagine us on the hard stuff? Poor PIFFLE boys. ;)
Isabelle: Oh, I have a feeling she did.
AUW: There’s Americans around, you can’t be saying stuff like off my tits. Oh, the mental pictures. Just look at what you did to poor little Wowbabyyeah there.
Wow: Calm, baby, calm. He doesn’t mean snorting off hooker breasts. Relax.
Thesundaygap: Hi and thank you. Lovely thing to say, that.
Wow: Somehow I don’t think Jesus frequents these parts.
Roberta: Yeah, up there with ‘no I couldn’t possibly’ and ‘wasn’t me’.
Otto: He’s such a tease, isn’t he?
Marc: I’ll try not to, but you do realise it’s an eventual inevitability, yes? ;)
5th March 2009 at 4:47 am
I’m a big fan of pupils, and I wish I’d thought of sucking light before you.
5th March 2009 at 7:04 am
Pupils are cool, Jackie Jack. I like to stick the mascara brush in mine all the time when I’m doing my makeup.
6th March 2009 at 2:48 am
please email me and you will receive such things that even the devil would shutter to read (that sounds english almost)
6th March 2009 at 3:07 am
CALL ME OH YEAH BABY RUN MY HANDS THRU YOUR HAIR
10th March 2009 at 5:14 pm
I think you’re my new crush.