Hi.

1st March 2009

Oh hi. Oh hi it’s you. It’s you again. Hi. Hi, how are you? How have you been? Have you been well? Are you doing well? Are you? Doing? Doing well? Oh, it’s great to see you. Really great. Great. And you’re doing well. You’re doing so well that’s great. That’s really great. Great. Great.

18 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    Hi too. It’s me. Yes, again. Hi. I’m okay. I’ve been okay. I’ve been as well as can be expected. I’m doing somewhere around average, as ever. Am I? Not much. Ish, I suppose. It’s great to see you, too. Really great. Great. I’m doing as well as you. I’m doing as great as you are doing well. That’s reall great for both os us. Great. Great.

  2. thom young comments:

    In Texas we say howdy!

  3. dude #3 saying something comments:

    it’s ok we’re all on your nuts. i’m for sure on your nuts. i wish i got to comment first.

  4. Jack Smynde comments:

    Hey, jerk.

  5. Jim Murdoch comments:

    Well the cat’s got mange, the dog’s got fleas, the goldfish has fin-rot and you do not want to know what the bird’s got in its beak right now. My mother’s dead which I would normally list under the heading ‘Good things that happened today’ but it turns out she’s left all her money to a leper colony and we need to fork out 2500 euros to have her body returned by the French government. Don’t ask. My wife’s taken it all very badly, she’s taken to drinking too much, eating too much and talking too much which I didn’t actually think was humanly possible. Excuse me a second. George … don’t do that. Where was I? Oh, the big end on the car’s finally gone. I had to leave it sitting in the middle of Tesco’s car park last night till I arranged for a tow truck but it just so happens all the garages in the area have recently been bought over by Bolivians and it’s the Bolivian new year or something and they won’t been sober enough to drive till mid week. And they insist on being paid in bolivianos. My computer’s developed a virus that plays The Volga Boat Song full blast every thirteen minutes and then displays a message in what I have recently been advised is Klingon saying that a targ is for life not just Christmas. My ulcer’s acting up as you might imagine as is my eczema and the twitch has returned but other than the fact my pee has now turned a very pleasant shade of blue I’m actually doing great. It’s nice to see you too. And I love your new tattoo. Oh, it’s not a tattoo. Ah. You should get that looked at.

  6. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: Good to hear it, my friend. Good to hear it.

    Thom: Howdy, cowboy. Do you have one of those sweet Texan accents? You should show me sometime.

    Dude #3: Third time’s the charm. But do watch my nuts, you wouldn’t want me busting one in public. Would you?

    Jack: Aw don’t pretend cruel, big boy, I know you’re sweet on me.

    Jim: I’m sorry, you lost me at ‘well’ … ;)

  7. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    I think I just choked on a nut.
    A peanut, I mean.
    Nothing else.

  8. ~otto~ comments:

    yes!

  9. chris comments:

    Hello. I’m well. That’s what they say, isn’t it?

  10. Paul comments:

    You sound like you are just about to ask me for favour.

  11. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: Ha!

    Otto: Woo. You know it, baby.

    Chris: In the immortal words of Mrs Mia Wallace: they talk a lot, don’t they?

    Paul: Yeah, spare a tenner mate?

  12. Paul comments:

    No problem. Get it back to me by tonight. See you round.

  13. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    Amazing. All these people saying hi, and yet I still haven’t tried to leap out of the window in a fit of blind social panic. Anyone got any vodka?

  14. oh my god comments:

    oh my god. are your nuts sore?

  15. Ani Smith comments:

    Paul: Yeah yeah of course mate, by tonight. No worries. ;)

    AUW: Vodka? Sorry dude, I drank the last 1/4. Why do you think I’m so amorous? Anyway, we can score something better with Paul’s tenner.

    Oh my: Like a motherfucker, baby. Sore like a motherfucker.

  16. dinOS X comments:

    Great. ;P

  17. Asia comments:

    So glad to see you back, the people in here (shhhh we should keep it down) well they said I’d just made you up, but you’re real, just like that guy who almost but didn’t fuck me and the snow we just got 5 inches deep. Don’t tell me that wasn’t real, cause I’ve got 12 pairs of soaking wet socks to prove it!

  18. Ani Smith comments:

    Asia, I’m most definitely real sweet baby, don’t you worry. I’ll be popping down your chimney to take your teeth and feed you crème eggs in no time.

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