The Plot

12th February 2009

Hey get over here quick. She’s on.”

She’s on?”

Oh yeah. She’s on all right.”

What’s she saying?”

I’m not even repeating that shit. That shit is fucked up.”

I think I love her.”

Fuck off.”

I’m serious! I do. I think I love her.”

Why do you do that?”

What?”

You say love when you mean you want to fuck or fuck over.”

I’m a romantic, and you know—”

Wait wait. Look at this shit. Oh my god.”

Hoooooly mary mother of god.”

Haha.”

Dude, she’s crazy.”

I know.”

Hey, you think she knows?”

What? That we? Nah man.”

Okay, so are we doing it?”

Yeah. You ready?”

Fuck yeah.”

10 responses

  1. Jack Smynde comments:

    Oh, she knows alright.

  2. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    Have you been watching Songs Of Praise on a Sunday evening again?

    (I really love these little dialogues … )

  3. xtx comments:

    i would like to see video of this interaction

  4. Jack Smynde comments:

    (Little does xtx know that she is the subject of the interaction)

  5. Jim Murdoch comments:

    Very good. Open to interpretation with with enough there not to make filling in the blanks more of a pain than a pleasure.

  6. Jim Murdoch comments:

    No charge for the extra ‘with’ BTW.

  7. ~otto~ comments:

    I’m ready, fuck yeah

  8. Ani Smith comments:

    Jack: It’s funny how what we know and what we want to know are rarely the same.

    AUW: I have no idea what that means.

    Xtx: I’d pay good money to see that.

    Jack: Kindly desist flirting with my future wife at once, Mr Smynde.

    Jim: Gosh Jim, you make me feel like you think that I don’t realise what I’m doing when things I write are obscure, inaccessibly painful reads.

    Otto: Hello and welcome, Otto. I sincerely hope that’s true.

  9. Jack Smynde comments:

    I was simply passing her a note that said she’s liked. I’m just the messenger. And she doesn’t care for me.

  10. tiffini comments:

    dude,like,this piece was sooooooooo dope!!

    you freakin rock!!

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