WANTED #6
27th January 2009Clever and playful wordsmith for exchange of written, sexually charged, vernacular tomfoolery during work hours and/or late nights. Your thinly-veiled confession gets mine.
Clever and playful wordsmith for exchange of written, sexually charged, vernacular tomfoolery during work hours and/or late nights. Your thinly-veiled confession gets mine.
27th January 2009 at 10:27 pm
i qualify for this position! but can we also pretend we have dicks?
27th January 2009 at 10:41 pm
someone old right?
28th January 2009 at 3:11 am
I wish I could compete.
28th January 2009 at 9:47 am
Sorry. I don’t do written, sexually charged, vernacular tomfoolery during work hours. All I do is email people telling them how moist it is.
The weather, I mean. The moist weather.
Honestly, you people …
28th January 2009 at 1:29 pm
xtx - You’re hired! Your big, purple rubber dick is in the post.
Ty: Yes, the more senile the better. I wouldn’t want him or her spilling all my secrets, you understand.
Jack: I get the feeling you can more than hold your own, Jack, but if you’re really unsure, you can intern with xtx and me on a trial basis. We’ll need a fluffer for our enormous woman-slaying, hard-liquor-drinking, great-american-novel-writing cocks.
AUW: I know, can you believe these yankees? They are so bloody uncouth. The cheek of them, honestly … what?
29th January 2009 at 4:55 pm
hmmm… I could probably squeeze in some sexually charged, vernacular tomfoolery during late nights/the early hours… in-between watching DVD episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and downloading music and porn ;P
1st February 2009 at 6:33 pm
how do i audition?