WANTED #5
7th January 2009Ethically unencumbered editor seeks sexual favours in exchange for publishing shite poems in respected independent literary journal (experimental, but not genre-specific; elite, but not elitist; avant garde and other cool sounding, meaningless adjectives).
7th January 2009 at 10:10 pm
Yes, do please join the merry band of illiterates at Shite Poetry Monthly. I am a regular contributor. I have learned to rhyme thistle with whistle. Nothing else, mind - just thistle with whistle.
7th January 2009 at 11:56 pm
Welcome back.
What would you like?
8th January 2009 at 12:21 am
Let’s smoke a banana. Go crazy on the beach with Azerbaijanis…
8th January 2009 at 2:26 am
Posted in - Temptation, haha, that’s cute.
8th January 2009 at 4:58 am
Isn’t sex with you payment enough? Unless you’re *really* hurting for bad poems…
8th January 2009 at 9:20 pm
I need to get my eyes tested. I read the first word as ethnically. Puts a whole different spin on the piece.
8th January 2009 at 10:35 pm
Jim and I have the same glasses.
8th January 2009 at 11:24 pm
AUW: You are a regular contributor?! You slut!
Chris: Thank you, Mr Light. Can we lick toads or something instead, though? Bananas give me gas.
Paul: The devil made me do it!
Jack: I love bad poetry, most especially if it’s written about me.
Jim: Ha. I feel like my poor eyesight is a curse to make me suffer through the only thing in the world I like. Well, the second only thing.
Clarissa: I certainly hope you don’t have the same beard, too?
11th January 2009 at 6:12 pm
Ani— you’re so brave for coming right out there with that. But are you sure it’s an even exchange???? :)