WANTED #5

7th January 2009

Ethically unencumbered editor seeks sexual favours in exchange for publishing shite poems in respected independent literary journal (experimental, but not genre-specific; elite, but not elitist; avant garde and other cool sounding, meaningless adjectives).

9 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    Yes, do please join the merry band of illiterates at Shite Poetry Monthly. I am a regular contributor. I have learned to rhyme thistle with whistle. Nothing else, mind - just thistle with whistle.

  2. chris comments:

    Welcome back.

    What would you like?

  3. chris comments:

    Let’s smoke a banana. Go crazy on the beach with Azerbaijanis…

  4. Paul comments:

    Posted in - Temptation, haha, that’s cute.

  5. Jack Smynde comments:

    Isn’t sex with you payment enough? Unless you’re *really* hurting for bad poems…

  6. Jim Murdoch comments:

    I need to get my eyes tested. I read the first word as ethnically. Puts a whole different spin on the piece.

  7. clarissa comments:

    Jim and I have the same glasses.

  8. Ani Smith comments:

    AUW: You are a regular contributor?! You slut!

    Chris: Thank you, Mr Light. Can we lick toads or something instead, though? Bananas give me gas.

    Paul: The devil made me do it!

    Jack: I love bad poetry, most especially if it’s written about me.

    Jim: Ha. I feel like my poor eyesight is a curse to make me suffer through the only thing in the world I like. Well, the second only thing.

    Clarissa: I certainly hope you don’t have the same beard, too?

  9. sevenperfumes comments:

    Ani— you’re so brave for coming right out there with that. But are you sure it’s an even exchange???? :)

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