White Christmas
20th December 2008Everyone that looks your way wants to see your warm, white face smile. Every man whose eye line you unwittingly cross intersects the passing between lust and desire. You could feel pretty, or not. You could feel smart, or not. Unequivocally, they want to put their cocks in your brain and hump your earlobe silly. And maybe your eye socket, too. Who needs to see, when a face full of cock is all you ever dreamed. Feel them snaking in and out of slobbery holes, fat, thick, animated; plump wet, New-York-rat-width worms throbbing in your skull. See the lights, see the lights, Maria. You were conceived but for one purpose:
To Be Face Fucked
Though you passed unseen, in your head sexual organs were magnified a million times over. Multiple cocks, large and hard as apartment blocks and just as cold and sterile. Tits like hackneyed mountain peaks and pussies gaping as the sea. But you can’t live there, then, in your head. It’s too full so let’s just blow it off and start afresh. You can’t give birth, you un-special. Come now. That’s not semen in your belly, darlin’, it’s just the yellow snow.
20th December 2008 at 4:43 pm
you wrote this for me, dintcha?!? (hee)
20th December 2008 at 5:33 pm
You shouldn’t have such thoughts about Santa Claus. He won’t come down your chimney and warm himself in your fire.
As it were. Missus. Ahem.
[This is fantastic, and so much better than your first idea of putting up a picture of a kitten in a Santa hat.]
21st December 2008 at 2:35 pm
Xtx: Oh, is your name Maria, too? ;)
AUW: Mr Witness, I am appalled. What a terribly inappropriate comment. Please refrain from mentions of kittens in this reputable establishment. Really.
21st December 2008 at 5:09 pm
My initial thought? You’ve got issues, girl.
I’m a little surprised you didn’t incorporate the mindfuck concept specifically here. Also you missed out the nostrils. I remember a friend showing me a reader’s letter from a biker’s magazine of all things about someone who was asking if it was ‘natural’ to fantasise about having sex with his girlfriend’s nose. I don’t remember exactly but the comments were none too kind to him.
I don’t think ‘hackneyed’ is the right word here either. Perhaps ‘clichéd’ instead?
22nd December 2008 at 5:43 am
My favorite part is “Multiple cocks, large and hard as apartment blocks;” it lets me off the hook a little, emotionally.
22nd December 2008 at 3:19 pm
I should have known you’d offer the perfect anti-dote to Christmas sentimentality.
But I’ll leave you best wishes for your Christmastime anyway, see you on the other side!
22nd December 2008 at 7:31 pm
Jim: “You’ve got issues, girl.” And this only occurs to you now, Jim? You haven’t been paying attention. ;) I think that: “put their cocks in your brain” = mindfuck, don’t you?
Jack Smynde: Hello and welcome, and thank you, Jack. Not feeling like a big, scary freak is important.
Jem: Yes, well you know me! Thank you for the nice Christmas wishes and right back atcha, kid.
23rd December 2008 at 12:26 am
personally, i was a fan of the classiness of the earlobe-humping bit.