WANTED #4

15th November 2008

Extremely shy and awkward party animal seeks like for MDMA-induced rubbing, grabbing, grinding and/or groping at the bottom of a human pile on the warehouse floor. Sex unimportant. Glow stick optional.

11 responses

  1. wrenna comments:

    mdna could kill me but i’d be happy to use it as an excuse

  2. Jim Murdoch comments:

    I had to google MDMA. I guess that says it all.

  3. Ani Smith comments:

    Wrenna: Hello and welcome. I doubt ecstasy will kill you if you indulge responsibly, regardless of what the media says. Not that I’m advocating drug use, by any means.

    Jim: I really don’t want to remember life without Google.

  4. jereme comments:

    i’m in. i don’t care for sex much.

    i’d prefer to cut the MDMA with heroin and wash it down with some LSD.

    i want to forget what i am. rub rub rub

  5. Ani Smith comments:

    Sometimes you just need to hold onto something, huh Jereme?

  6. wrenna comments:

    oh no, it’s not because i’m paranoid, it’s because of the drugs i’m taking because i’m paranoid. though we could probably try just a wee bit and work it out from there. kisses!

  7. jem comments:

    This was never really my scene - I think I tended towards anything less self-consciously desperate to be happy. But it made me laugh reading it. Especially the last sentence!

  8. Persico comments:

    Oh, yes. Me too. I want one.

    But, can I get my groping extra gropey with a side of mastication?

  9. Ani Smith comments:

    Wrenna: Kisses? Oh but we’ve only just met. Okay, what the hell: mwah! ;)

    Jem: I thought writhing on the floor in a drug-fuelled reverie was everyone’s scene?

    Persico: You’ll have to take out your own ad, I’m afraid.

  10. dinOS X comments:

    Can I swap the MDMA for sex, so I can make good use my optional glow stick? ;P

  11. Influential comments:

    Ha sweet. I happend upon your blog. I like the demented style. Good writing

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