WANTED #2

22nd September 2008

Nameless, faceless stranger for shameless groping/necking session in velvet-upholstered corner of darkly lit bar. Unattractive male preferred; age and marital status unimportant. Will also consider large bull dyke.

9 responses

  1. Paul comments:

    That sounds exactly like me. Was that you last Saturday night?

  2. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    i was going to hilariously comment here as someone called Peter, and make a very ill-advised joke based on the legend about him sticking his finger in the dyke (look it up, people) but then i saw sense and realised that such a statement would be too tasteless and vulgar, even by my utterly depraved standards. Except now I’ve told everyone, haven’t I? Damn and blast it.

  3. Ani Smith comments:

    Paul: Oh my god, are you a large bull dyke? ;)

    AUW: You are disgusting. Go stand in the corner and think about what you said.

  4. Jim Murdoch comments:

    Good follow-on to #1 - a hard a act to follow but, yeah, I reckon you’ve pulled it off. Now, what could you possibly do with #3 one wonders?

  5. Paul comments:

    Not at the moment but Saturday night’s a bit of blur, I might have been.

  6. Ariel comments:

    Not half as graphic as some of my ads have been in the past, elsewhere. But the sentiment behind them was the same as the one that lurks beneath your words I believe.

  7. Ani Smith comments:

    Jim: Thanks, Jim. What I am going to do with #3 I have no idea. I rarely think these things through or far.

    Paul: I am trying to picture this.

    Ariel: Mmm, it’s also probably the same sentiment behind most of the things we do.

  8. kendra grant malone comments:

    how about a small lipstick wearing a large black strap-on

  9. Ani Smith comments:

    That depends on the size of her tutu.

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