WANTED #2
22nd September 2008Nameless, faceless stranger for shameless groping/necking session in velvet-upholstered corner of darkly lit bar. Unattractive male preferred; age and marital status unimportant. Will also consider large bull dyke.
Nameless, faceless stranger for shameless groping/necking session in velvet-upholstered corner of darkly lit bar. Unattractive male preferred; age and marital status unimportant. Will also consider large bull dyke.
23rd September 2008 at 2:55 am
That sounds exactly like me. Was that you last Saturday night?
23rd September 2008 at 8:58 am
i was going to hilariously comment here as someone called Peter, and make a very ill-advised joke based on the legend about him sticking his finger in the dyke (look it up, people) but then i saw sense and realised that such a statement would be too tasteless and vulgar, even by my utterly depraved standards. Except now I’ve told everyone, haven’t I? Damn and blast it.
23rd September 2008 at 7:44 pm
Paul: Oh my god, are you a large bull dyke? ;)
AUW: You are disgusting. Go stand in the corner and think about what you said.
23rd September 2008 at 8:46 pm
Good follow-on to #1 - a hard a act to follow but, yeah, I reckon you’ve pulled it off. Now, what could you possibly do with #3 one wonders?
24th September 2008 at 1:30 am
Not at the moment but Saturday night’s a bit of blur, I might have been.
24th September 2008 at 6:27 am
Not half as graphic as some of my ads have been in the past, elsewhere. But the sentiment behind them was the same as the one that lurks beneath your words I believe.
25th September 2008 at 11:54 am
Jim: Thanks, Jim. What I am going to do with #3 I have no idea. I rarely think these things through or far.
Paul: I am trying to picture this.
Ariel: Mmm, it’s also probably the same sentiment behind most of the things we do.
27th September 2008 at 4:03 am
how about a small lipstick wearing a large black strap-on
27th September 2008 at 10:47 pm
That depends on the size of her tutu.