Your mother warned you #1
Did you know? Apparently, his skull’s finally been cracked open and his head really is fit to burst with girls’ body parts and other unphotographables. There’s nothing strange about either of us, though. Except maybe the company we keep.
21 August 2008 at 2:05 am
*His* mother warned *us* too. (Appropriate soundtrack: Bowie, Ashes to ashes; Patti Smith, Gloria.)
21 August 2008 at 9:10 pm
This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in Penthouse back in the seventies. Four people are standing at a bus stop and each of them is hollowed out and we see what they’re really thinking. I don’t need to spell it out, do I?
22 August 2008 at 11:32 am
My mother doesn’t understand what I’m going on about. She only reads Dooce now.
22 August 2008 at 5:52 pm
My mother warned me about starfucking. Wait, no, she actually encouraged it. *memories*
22 August 2008 at 9:10 pm
Lore: Yeah, we know Major Tom’s a junkie.
Jim: You certainly don’t have to spell anything out around here. *wink,wink*
AUW: Well, clearly she’s aware of how unreliably you report the day’s events.
K: My mother warned me about… um… something. Clearly I never paid her much attention.