Hmm. Is this really a truth though, in the common everyman sense of the ‘truth’, with or without the biblical overtones? I am not sure that your assertion is correct, Miss Smith. If I may be so bold, I would like to respectfully suggest a slight rewrite.
I think the word ‘capitalist’ would have been better phrased as ‘marxist’. And as for the word ‘pig’, that might have better been put as ‘bunny’, thus lessening the porcine overtones, don’t you agree? I think if you analyse your real reasoning behind this piece - which I have in some depth - you will undoubtedly find that you did in fact mean that you are a marxist bunny.
Woe betide the world then if you ever get together with a male chauvinist pig and have a litter of little piggy-wiggies. It really doesn’t bear thinking about, does it?
9th August 2008 at 4:38 pm
I wish I was. Being a woolly-minded bleeding-hearted liberal is so not paying the bills.
9th August 2008 at 5:05 pm
Hmm. Is this really a truth though, in the common everyman sense of the ‘truth’, with or without the biblical overtones? I am not sure that your assertion is correct, Miss Smith. If I may be so bold, I would like to respectfully suggest a slight rewrite.
I think the word ‘capitalist’ would have been better phrased as ‘marxist’. And as for the word ‘pig’, that might have better been put as ‘bunny’, thus lessening the porcine overtones, don’t you agree? I think if you analyse your real reasoning behind this piece - which I have in some depth - you will undoubtedly find that you did in fact mean that you are a marxist bunny.
Boing boing and, indeed, boing.
9th August 2008 at 5:15 pm
How very dare you, Mr Witness! I have never been so offended.
*boing, boing, boing*
9th August 2008 at 5:52 pm
aren’t we all
whether we want to be or not
it’s inescapable
10th August 2008 at 11:05 am
Z: But I bet you have a lot more fun.
AUW: I think I’ve said this to you before, but I always want to rip off your skullcap and peer into your brain.
Marxist bunny: Carrot?
Clarissa: Is it? Am I just fooling myself that I have a choice?
10th August 2008 at 11:14 am
Well, no, there’s not much fun, but there’s tons of moral righteousness, which is always a comfort.
10th August 2008 at 1:50 pm
Woe betide the world then if you ever get together with a male chauvinist pig and have a litter of little piggy-wiggies. It really doesn’t bear thinking about, does it?
(What’s the emoticon for a shudder I wonder?)
10th August 2008 at 1:51 pm
Carrot, please.
10th August 2008 at 2:45 pm
Z: Ha. That segues very nicely into the concepts in my next post.
Jim: Shudder indeed! The very idea. I may be capitalist swine, but even I have my limits!
Lore: Join the queue behind Mr Bunny, Mr Lore, and someone will be with you shortly.
10th August 2008 at 5:31 pm
In this case *two* carrots and green salad, please.