Ex-Boyfriend Letters #14
26th June 2008Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
I was utterly shocked to discover that you posted our special private video on YouPorn! Well, I mean, I didn’t discover it. Someone sent it to me, of course. Fortunately, not everyone shares your love of watching me stuff a juicy bird. For Christmas.
Festively yours,
Your (Top Rated) Ex-Girlfriend
26th June 2008 at 12:25 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26th June 2008 at 12:44 pm
You kinky thing! (and hurrah! I love the ex-girlfriend revenge letters)
26th June 2008 at 12:59 pm
Mein Gott, you reduced Jock Pandemonium to an explosion of punctuation. That is quite an achievement.
27th June 2008 at 3:37 am
Shocking!
27th June 2008 at 10:49 pm
Jack: *swoon!*
Z: Kinky, moi? The very idea…
AUW: *swoon again!*
Lillipilli: There you are. ;)
14th July 2008 at 10:35 pm
what? no link to the bird-stuffing clip? oh well.
1st April 2009 at 5:55 pm
send me the link. now goddamnit. now.