Lovelies
“I feel that you are cool.”
“I think you are really cool, too.”
“Tell me more things about me. I like when you talk about me.”
“I feel like you are great and very very interesting.”
“In what way am I interesting?”
“In every way that matters.”
“I think you are interesting, too, but I feel you are more great than anything else.”
“I think it takes a great person to recognise that I am interesting.”
“That is what I like about you.”
“I like you, too.”
“Please vomit in my mouth now.”
“Okay.”
9 February 2008 at 6:50 pm
“I love the smell of vomit-stained matching velour shellsuits in the morning.”
9 February 2008 at 8:00 pm
God, what a hopeless conversation! Don’t just say I’m great, tell me WHY I’m great. Be specific. Give examples. Back up your answers with primary sources. Then we’ll start on why I’m interesting.
No - stop! Don’t run away!
9 February 2008 at 9:56 pm
Have you bugged my bathroom? I’ve had that conversation with myself verbatim!
10 February 2008 at 4:24 pm
Well, as they say … regurgitation is the highest form of flattery.
11 February 2008 at 7:50 pm
AUW: Okay, but I draw the line at headbands and wrist warmers.
Z: For once, this post was not about you and me. We are much more thorough than that, are we not?
Clarissa: Yes, but apparently it doesn’t count unless you blogged about it.
Marcelle: Mmmm. *considers barfing all over you, but decides against it*
4 March 2008 at 9:54 pm
I was like, yeah I wish people said I was interesting…
Then I scrolled down a little.. ahuh, yeah I wsih that too and that too.
And i was like, vomit, yuck! lol
4 March 2008 at 10:07 pm
LOL indeed. LOL LOL LOL and, what’s more, a bit more LOLing for good measure.
Come back next week, when i shall be ROTFLMAO.