Down In Me

Ex-Boyfriend Letters #11

Dear Ex-Lover,

You may notice that I have begun referring to you with the term ‘ex-lover’. As I approach my thirtieth year, I feel this semantic change accurately reflects my season in life as a maturing young woman, as opposed to the scatterbrained Lolita you once knew and/or possibly deflowered. It is true that ’ex-husband’ would seem more appropriate with regards to length and scope, but let’s face it, not with regards to honour.

Acrimoniously yours,

Your Ex-Girlfriend (all growed up now)

5 responses

  1. An Unreliable Witness comments:

    FIRST!!!!

    {That’s all. it’s Saturday. You don’t really expect a proper comment on Saturday, do you?]

  2. The Provocateur comments:

    …intriguing…

    I just found your site and am enjoying what I see. Lately, I have been thinking about love and lust and musing on it as well. Afterall, life is grayscale. Everything is fluid and love and lust lay on the same continuum…

  3. Ani comments:

    AUW: THIRD!!! (Not as exciting on here, is it?)

    The Provocateur: Hello and welcome. I’ve also enjoyed your beautiful pieces on love as well as lust. I’m glad you found something intriguing here.

  4. Kenzie comments:

    wow, i loved reading this. :)
    defintely intriguing.

  5. Ani comments:

    Kenzie: Hello and welcome, and thank you. :)

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