Ex-Boyfriend Letters #10
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
I’d like to gently suggest an addition to your no doubt numerous list of New Year’s resolutions: get over me. Only my ego truly appreciates the petting now. My body, along with the rest of me, has moved on to greener pastures, as it were, and following the smashing success of our New Year’s Eve celebrations, we are looking forward to a most fulfilling year.
Your Ex-Girlfriend (turning over a new leaf in ‘08)
5 January 2008 at 12:58 pm
But… if he gets over you, then you might stop writing to him! Couldn’t you just string him along for a little longer?
5 January 2008 at 6:53 pm
Blimey. I wouldn’t pet that ego. It would probably take half me bloody arm off …
6 January 2008 at 2:06 pm
It is heartening to see these letters getting shorter and to-the-point-er. There may be success yet! Would it be inappropriate to high-five at this moment? *grin*
6 January 2008 at 2:07 pm
Although, on another moment’s reflection: a comment on New Year’s four days or so later, seems slightly askew… Oh well.
6 January 2008 at 4:10 pm
Z: Yes but darling, how many people actually keep their resolutions? ;)
AUW: Mmm. I’ve got a terrible hankering for cookies right now…
2ndhandsoul: Heh. The ex-girlfriend character has always been more or less direct but she’s certainly never been accused of being on time.