Ex-Boyfriend Letters #7
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
Ever since we broke up you’ve been hounding me with that question. You know, that question. I think there’s enough time and distance between us now that I can finally give you an answer. Whether it meets with your approval, I’m not completely sure. In any case, here goes. The honest answer is… because I felt like it.
What? You didn’t think I’d become reasonable overnight, did you?
Smugly yours,
Your (slightly capricious) Ex-Girlfriend
24 October 2007 at 9:22 pm
Oh come along, you can do better than that! What about: because I knew it would annoy you? Because I enjoyed putting your nose out of joint? Because it’s just the kind of thing that annoys you? Stick that knife in properly, girl!
24 October 2007 at 9:51 pm
perfect!
24 October 2007 at 10:30 pm
Look, it wasn’t a very big question. I don’t know what you’re getting so uppity about. All I asked was: why did you have to keep continually vibrating my hamster in that cruel and heartless way?
Bleedin’ Nora! Honestly!
25 October 2007 at 3:00 am
Brilliant…
25 October 2007 at 4:03 am
Women have trouble just spelling ‘reasonable’. ¦:¬|
25 October 2007 at 11:00 am
Z: No, no darling. You have to do it s…l…o…w…l…y… More painful that way, see?
Lillipilli: Nah, I think it would have been better with a picture to illustrate it. :)
My Ex-Boyfriend: a) He asked for it, and b) Who’s Nora, eh? EH?! Hmph.
Liam: Hello and welcome. :)
Twit: Jesus, you nearly gave me a coronary. I thought I had a *gasp* typo in my post! Oh, the HORROR!