Ex-Boyfriend Letters #6
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
Remember when I treated you terribly and you comforted yourself in the knowledge that it might just be pre-menstrual hormones acting up? It wasn’t. I just relished in making you miserable at least once a month.
With love,
Your (uncharacteristically sadistic) Ex-Girlfriend
5 October 2007 at 12:20 pm
Damn, you’re good. Fake PMS. Wow.
5 October 2007 at 4:23 pm
Yeah, just you wait ‘til I go through the male menopause. I will buy a motorbike, and a Porsche, and grow inadvisable facial hair, and get a 21 year-old bit on the side … and I will make your life hell.
5 October 2007 at 4:46 pm
I’m so with you. But I’m not kind enough to pretend it is anything hormonal.
5 October 2007 at 7:38 pm
Ha. It also works with bipolar disorder.
Just add water. See How It Runs!™
5 October 2007 at 8:12 pm
..a girl that makes me miserable only once a month…or say, even in the single digits…hmmm.
*his mind blissfully explores this myth* :)
5 October 2007 at 8:45 pm
Bohémienne: Yeah, I am pretty good when I apply myself. At least, that’s what my teachers said.
Ex-Boyfriend: I call the jury’s attention to Exhibit A.
Z: I never confirmed or denied it was the hormones. It is usually just assumed without my input!
Ben: See how it runs, or see how they run (away from you)?
Citizent: Hahaha! Erm. Hmmm. Damn. I have no witty (ahem) retort for that one.
7 October 2007 at 11:50 am
Sometimes it is so nice to have someone to take it out on and who will not bear grudges, isn’t it? Oh, that philosphy may explain why I find myself alone. [Just jesting, of course, but not about the alone bit]
8 October 2007 at 11:26 am
Ariel: (See Ex-Boyfriend comment above) apparently he is going to be bearing a grudge for years to come!
13 October 2007 at 6:08 pm
wow thats harsh
13 October 2007 at 6:09 pm
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