Ex-Boyfriend Letters #4
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
I regret to bring to your attention a highly important matter in which you were unfortunately and detrimentally misinformed.
I have recently discovered—with the assistance of various and sundry battery-operated devices—that I am actually multi-orgasmic (42 in one go at last count). Multiple orgasms are not a myth propagated by hardcore staunch feminists, as you were apparently led to believe. And neither is the G-spot. The jury is still out on female ejaculation, however. I shall keep you duly informed, as a matter of public service.
Sincerely,
Ex-Girlfriend (no longer in a coma)
23 September 2007 at 8:32 pm
God, they are brilliant, those battery-operated devices, aren’t they? And the plug-in ones are even better. I just discovered that with one of those I can keep my house clean!
Oh yes, multiple orgasms. Yes, those are nice too.
23 September 2007 at 8:44 pm
42!! Well, yes, I suppose multiple orgasms could be considered the answer to life, the universe and everything.
23 September 2007 at 8:45 pm
what is this multiple orgasm that you girls speak of? a new device for keeping up with various blogs while on the move perhaps?
23 September 2007 at 9:45 pm
So she really did pull through, I always wondered about that girlfriend.
24 September 2007 at 6:42 am
I had a multiple orgasm once. It lived in a petri dish and I looked at it under a microscope.
Oh no, wait. That was a multiple organism. I created it over a few weeks in a series of biology lessons at school when I was 15.
As you were, then.
24 September 2007 at 10:33 am
Z: What would we do without all these advances in modern technology?
Bohémienne: You are a girl after my own heart.
Edvard: Ha! That’s what he said.
Lillipilli: Oh yes, it was serious but she’s now better for it, apparently. ;)
AUW: Jealous? Much?
24 September 2007 at 6:53 pm
Female ejaculation is not a myth.
A friend of mine is still emotionally traumatised, thinking that offending girlfriend had peed the bed.
24 September 2007 at 8:26 pm
Ben: Oh a friend of yours, huh? ;)