Ex-Boyfriend Letters #3
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
It has come to my attention that there are three cans of shaving cream still in the shower that belong to you. I have no use for them, as they make my legs smell of aftershave. Besides, after our break up I have taken up waxing. Please retrieve said cans at your earliest convenience. As you are well aware, I am not comfortable with waste. Why you ever needed three cans at once in the first place, I will never understand.
Sincerely,
Your (yes, down there too) Ex-Girlfriend
22 September 2007 at 1:22 pm
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
If you will recall, the second and third can were left behind after … the party — the very party that was ultimately the demise of our once close relationship.
The pine-fresh scented one is mine. Please send by first-class post. The others… I never want to think of again. Sob.
Yours fragrantly,
Your Ex-Boyfriend
22 September 2007 at 4:10 pm
Three cans?
Gosh, he was hirsute.
Must have been like going out with a shag pile Axminster.
22 September 2007 at 8:34 pm
Was he the same person who left a can of Axe deodorant in my bathroom?
23 September 2007 at 7:14 pm
WHAT?! Is no one going to comment on my lovely rose-smeilling and freshly waxed skin? You are worse than Ex-Boyfriend, the lot of you. ;)
23 September 2007 at 8:34 pm
God, Ani, your skin is GORGEOUS! And so delicious smelling!
24 September 2007 at 6:39 am
No, sadly you must get used to the fact that your commenters, no matter how adoring, will always comment on aspects of the post about which you could not care less.
So, about the hairyness of this ex-boyfriend?
24 September 2007 at 9:59 am
Thank you, Z *glares at Unreliable* I’m glad that SOMEone appreciates what I go through.