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Ex-Boyfriend Letters #2

21st September 2007

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

Was that your jeep parked across the street, in full view of my bedroom window last night? If so, please allow me to clarify that the intermittent opening and closing of the curtains was in no way a secretly encoded message on my part. I was merely attempting to repair the track.

Psychotically yours,

Your Ex-Girlfriend (compulsive, no longer obsessive)

Posted in Ex-Boyfriends on Friday, September 21st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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4 responses

  1. bohémienne comments:
    21st September 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Dear Ex-Girlfriend,

    Certainly not. I would never be that obsessive (no longer compulsive).

    Have you painted your walls a new colour?

    Your Ex-Boyfriend

  2. Ani comments:
    22nd September 2007 at 11:26 am

    Nah, Ex-Boyfriend would never notice the difference between eggshell and magnolia. ;)

  3. An Unreliable Witness comments:
    22nd September 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Jeep?
     JEEP?

    Good lord. Your ex-boyfriend was an Essex chav, then?

  4. Ani comments:
    23rd September 2007 at 6:40 pm

    AUW: Um. Ew!

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