Ex-Boyfriend Letters #2
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
Was that your jeep parked across the street, in full view of my bedroom window last night? If so, please allow me to clarify that the intermittent opening and closing of the curtains was in no way a secretly encoded message on my part. I was merely attempting to repair the track.
Psychotically yours,
Your Ex-Girlfriend (compulsive, no longer obsessive)
21 September 2007 at 6:07 pm
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Certainly not. I would never be that obsessive (no longer compulsive).
Have you painted your walls a new colour?
Your Ex-Boyfriend
22 September 2007 at 11:26 am
Nah, Ex-Boyfriend would never notice the difference between eggshell and magnolia. ;)
22 September 2007 at 4:09 pm
Jeep?
JEEP?
Good lord. Your ex-boyfriend was an Essex chav, then?
23 September 2007 at 6:40 pm
AUW: Um. Ew!