Delusional
“What? What is it?”
“Thought I heard something…”
“Oh, I’m sure it’s nothing.”
“Yes, I’m sure you’re right.”
“…”
“Again?”
“Yes, yes, I heard it distinctly that time.”
“What does it sound like?”
“I can’t explain. It… it’s weird.”
“Um…. are you sure it’s not just appliance hum or an errant bird perhaps?”
“No, no. Why do you suggest such specific things?”
“Well, I don’t know. I had to suggest something.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Well you weren’t being very forthcoming.”
“That’s because I don’t know what it is. There it is again! You must have heard it that time?”
“No, I’m sorry.”
“I’m hearing things, apparently.”
“I would say so.”
31 August 2007 at 6:57 am
“Oh! There! There! There it is again! You must have heard it that time, surely?”
PING!
“No. I am a dandelion. I don’t have ears.”
“Oh. Why didn’t you tell me I was talking to a flowery weed?”
“You didn’t ask. Pillock.”
1 September 2007 at 6:58 pm
I thought I had something to say, but I forget what….
2 September 2007 at 9:45 pm
AUW: It wasn’t really a ping, though. It was more of a woo.
Me: Hello and welcome, Me. I mean you. I mean, uhh… I’m confused now. ;)