Welcome to My Head
There’s some fucked up shit in my head that I’m going to splatter all over these pages. Some of it real, some of it imagined, lots of it bits of both. My large ego would like the whole internet to bare witness but my low self-esteem will settle for one or two of you fuckers.

3 July 2007 at 1:58 am
That’s probably the best first post I’ve yet seen.
Welcome to the monkey house.
OE
3 July 2007 at 9:40 am
Thanks. Now, please, hand me a banana will you?
3 July 2007 at 10:26 pm
I only have a grape. Sorry.